I'm emailing because, to be blunt, I am too fucking pissed to speak to you right now. I probably would have seen the humor in the puppy tails if a Hannaford shopper hadn't noticed them first while I was in the store. I came out to find a police car -- blue lights on and everything -- waiting for me. Try explaining that one! Just what I needed at the end of the day!!! Thank you so very, very much. I know we all agree that vet med requires a twisted sense of humor, but this was WAY too far.
I don't even know what else to say about this. I hope you do.